My Nurse's JOKE ---There are four males on an airplane that is going to crash. There is a Heart Surgeon, a Priest, a Rocket-Scientist and a Teen. The four only have three parachutes, between them.
---The Heart Surgeon—‘’I think I should jump with a parachute, as I may save many more lives, if I do.’’ He jumped, first.
---The Rocket Scientist—‘’I think I should have a parachute, as I am very intelligent, and, probably, do a lot more than you people.’’ He jumped next.
---The Priest looked at the boy and said, ‘’You jump next, son. We only have one…’’
---The boy stopped him and said. ‘‘I don’t think we have anything to worry about, Father. The Rocket-Scientist just took my knapsack.''
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